To all of my former high school classmates, and current college students.

Please stop getting engaged, married, and having babies. You’re still just kids. Why can’t you be normal 20 somethings and just fuck each other? You know, do the normal no strings attached thing. Of course, if you were doing that I would probably be a little jealous then too, since I probably wouldn’t be getting any action. That’s the way it works with me. I never get something that everyone else is/has.